Got dunked on in the name of the lord
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever.
no one can convince me otherwise.
I want to touch joseph somo
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
i have the best fucking home
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about
"you’re too old to go trick or treating"