aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

posted 8 hours ago with 312,803 notes via tylerobrosey ( source aureat )

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

posted 8 hours ago with 103,675 notes via professordumblewh0re ( source katamarang )

“But I like you.” He cleared his throat. “I like you first and second and third.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise   (via thatkindofwoman)

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

posted 8 hours ago with 68,131 notes via hotboyproblems ( source teencry )

harley-gusman:

He smells mmmmmm

posted 8 hours ago with 443 notes via alyshadaniele ( source harley-gusman )

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

posted 8 hours ago with 264,810 notes via phobias ( source diobreado )
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m4rcobodt:

when u open some food in front of ur friends

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posted 12 hours ago with 27,111 notes via phobias

ugly:

it really sucks when u think someone is ur friend but u find out they are just talking to u to take advantage of u and ur stuff lmao

posted 12 hours ago with 11,698 notes via trust ( source ugly )
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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

posted 12 hours ago with 606,461 notes via orgasm ( source wartortles )
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