I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
Oh, you never want to do that.
remember when calum had a lisp and sounded like he had an eternal stuffy nose and blamed his big lips for stumbling over words and rage quit covers out of frustration and wow look how far we’ve come
no but Calum is gonna be the most embarrassing dad ever. Like he’s gonna be one of those dads who dances really nerdy at weddings and tells his kids horrible jokes but cracks up anyways because he thinks they’re genius and he’ll sneak into the movie when his daughter goes on her first date because of course, he’s just making sure she’s safe oh my god Calum will be the cutest dad ever I can’t wait for my future children to experience it
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
this is heartache on the big screen.
please do not repost x
so in love rn