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takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

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posted 13 hours ago with 5,732 notes via artic-wolff ( source oblivi0s )

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

posted 13 hours ago with 86,903 notes via paullwalkers ( source hooddoggy )

Oh, you never want to do that.

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posted 13 hours ago with 8,446 notes via calumslapsmybass

stopitcalum:

remember when calum had a lisp and sounded like he had an eternal stuffy nose and blamed his big lips for stumbling over words and rage quit covers out of frustration and wow look how far we’ve come

posted 13 hours ago with 1,025 notes via calumslapsmybass ( source stopitcalum )

calumbutt:

no but Calum is gonna be the most embarrassing dad ever. Like he’s gonna be one of those dads who dances really nerdy at weddings and tells his kids horrible jokes but cracks up anyways because he thinks they’re genius and he’ll sneak into the movie when his daughter goes on her first date because of course, he’s just making sure she’s safe oh my god Calum will be the cutest dad ever I can’t wait for my future children to experience it

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posted 19 hours ago with 53,999 notes via mrsjeremyshada ( source ridge )

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

posted 19 hours ago with 83,530 notes via gwiyomcri ( source stilinskiswhoremouth )

sarcalstic:

f-ivesos:

this is heartache on the big screen.
please do not repost x

so in love rn

posted 19 hours ago with 2,884 notes via 5sos-savesfans ( source f-ivesos )

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

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